A Couple Of Lovelies ... Err... I Mean, Don't They Make A Lovely Couple?... Err ... I Mean, Best Wishes To The Bride And Groom

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Loctite's Super Glue Sucks

Did they change their formula or was I wrong in thinking they had good products?

D. Marvin Jones

An affirmative action creep who cannot keep it in his pants
proves that he is also an affirmative action incompetent who cannot draft a proper complaint while pretending to be a professor of law.

Personally, I'd Hold Off On The Beheading

A Saudi court of cassation upheld a ruling to behead and crucify a 22-year-old man convicted of raping five children and leaving one of them to die in the desert, newspapers reported on Tuesday.

I'd just crucify him and let him die of thirst and exposure. Slowly.

When You Look Into A Horse's Eye You See God, They Say

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Ain't But Three Things In This World That's Worth A Solitary Dime

My Halloween started at 1:00 o’clock in the afternoon on Friday and just finished (maybe). I was the Phantom of The Opera in the school play and then it was the cast party at my house and my parties always wind up with a sleepover for some of the guests and then it was time for bacon and eggs and pancakes and candy and pizza and munchies and grilled lamb chops and more whiskey and wine and I think I have the DTs and it will take me the next year to sort out which of the neighbors’ wives are mad at me for getting their husbands drunk.