Bunkparlous

Bunkparlous -- adj.
An obscure 21st century word, coined by me, from
Bunk -- n. (informal) any bed; v. to sleep together; share living quarters
and
Parlous -- adj. full of danger or uncertainty; precarious.

Please feel free to use it in any manner you like. I use it for persons of the opposite sex of dubious intellect, sanity, morals and hygiene.