Ain't But Three Things In This World That's Worth A Solitary Dime

My Halloween started at 1:00 o’clock in the afternoon on Friday and just finished (maybe). I was the Phantom of The Opera in the school play and then it was the cast party at my house and my parties always wind up with a sleepover for some of the guests and then it was time for bacon and eggs and pancakes and candy and pizza and munchies and grilled lamb chops and more whiskey and wine and I think I have the DTs and it will take me the next year to sort out which of the neighbors’ wives are mad at me for getting their husbands drunk.