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Why Cousins Shouldn't Marry

Tennessee allows marriage between first cousins. With results like this.

Staff members of an elementary school staged a fictitious gun attack on students during a class trip, telling them it was not a drill as the children cried and hid under tables.

The mock attack Thursday night was intended as a learning experience and lasted five minutes during the weeklong trip to a state park, said Scales Elementary School Assistant Principal Don Bartch, who led the trip.

UPDATE: Artist's conception of the Scales Elementary School staff:

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