On Philosophy And Theology

"A philosopher," said the theologian, "is like a blind man in a darkened room looking for a black cat that isn't there.""That's right," the philosopher replied, "and if he were a theologian, he'd find it."

Religion is an acquired neurosis, possibly a psychosis. Theology is a man studying a disfiguring disease who looks into a mirror and says, "But on me it might looks good".