Monday, March 10, 2008

My Drinking Problem

I like to drink whiskey. My wife thinks I should drink red wine. I drink it but don't like it. My dental hygienist expresses her displeasure about the red wine stains on my teeth with sharp, painful insruments that make strange sounds. I'm dreaming about being a toothless, gay hermit in Appalachia with a backyard still.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not a fan of wine either. When you move to Appalachia, look me up. I'll have whiskey.


Tue Mar 11, 07:05:00 AM  
Anonymous Dana said...

"Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top;
Ground's too rocky by far.
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar."

Sat Mar 15, 09:04:00 AM  
Anonymous Dana said...

And here's your video of Rocky Top!

Sat Mar 15, 09:07:00 AM  

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