I like to drink whiskey. My wife thinks I should drink red wine. I drink it but don't like it. My dental hygienist expresses her displeasure about the red wine stains on my teeth with sharp, painful insruments that make strange sounds. I'm dreaming about being a toothless, gay hermit in Appalachia with a backyard still.
Monday, March 10, 2008
- Name: nk
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