My Drinking Problem
I like to drink whiskey. My wife thinks I should drink red wine. I drink it but don't like it. My dental hygienist expresses her displeasure about the red wine stains on my teeth with sharp, painful insruments that make strange sounds. I'm dreaming about being a toothless, gay hermit in Appalachia with a backyard still.
posted by nk at 10:04 AM
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I'm not a fan of wine either. When you move to Appalachia, look me up. I'll have whiskey.
-SayUncle
"Corn won't grow at all on Rocky Top;
Ground's too rocky by far.
That's why all the folks on Rocky Top
Get their corn from a jar."
And here's your video of Rocky Top!
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