I was a bachelor until I met the woman who is now my wife, at age 34, and I finally knew what it meant to be happy.
I was childless until age 45 and the birth of my daughter re-defined happiness for me.
I had a piddly little dial-up connection until yesterday and now I have DSL!!!!
Ok, the parallelism between the first two and the third is not that great but ... I have DSL with WiFi!!!