Somehow I got into the sights of National Paper and Ink which is nothing more than a racket, possibly based in Quebec, possibly run by some Greek gypsy named “Gus” and his girlfriend. Their racket is to send out phony invoices for never ordered or furnished office paper and ink cartridges and to follow up with harassing phone calls. I am getting about five calls a day from the “girlfriend”. She has a very thick skin. She won’t take “Fuck you, there ain’t no money for you here, bitch” for an answer. Hell, I didn’t even get an invoice let alone the “supplies”. My “invoice” amount according to her is $294.00, which is less than the $500.00 jurisdictional amount of RICO the last time I checked. It’s annoying but I get to practice my profanity in the event that I ever enter a cussing contest. My Caller ID captured the number (514) 904-1923.